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Vertical Snatch, Vertical Lens

Look, I know jack-shit nothing about the technicalities of photography and production other than to differentiate, pretty much like anyone else, of what looks crap and what looks great.

Now these smart-asses on the other hand have come up with something that seems mockingly obvious, but then again the better progressions mostly seem to have that in common. Simplicity.

Apparently, instead of shooting with a horizontal lens, these guys figured that since we’re pretty much upright beings in almost everything we do, certainly including porn,  shooting with a vertical lens captures more of what matters and less background bullshit.

This I can tell for myself; it’s very cool and since it’s porn, it’s hot. In case you’re interested, I believe the term is “shot in 1440p vertical”.

Save 67% on SexBossPOV.com with this discount link and come be cool with me and the hipsters.

Log On and Get Off with VR Porn So Real You’ll Wonder Why Your Fingers Don’t Smell Like Slut

Ok, so I need to tell you about the best Badoink VR discount I’ve ever found. Look, I know that if you are on this page you have the same concept about what porn is meant to be as I do. That being, videos filmed in such a way that you feel like you are literally a part of the movie.

I don’t want to watch some guy bang out some girl, I want to be that guy inside that girl. It’s like that saying, about walking a mile in another man’s shoes? Except this time, I’m fucking a mile in another man’s cock.

This VR deal, it’s amazing. You get the best shot POV porn that you can get technologically speaking, and if you have a compatible VR headset, you get to dive right into that pussy. It’s 2017, what are you waiting for? Log on, get off.

A Website for those who are in need of a girlfriend

ATKGirlfriends Carmen Caliente

Somebody has finally done it. You don’t need a girlfriend anymore. Now you can have multiple pornstars as girlfriends online at ATK Girlfriends. You also don’t need a lot of money with these girls. Not because they are cheap sluts, but because PornCastle is giving you a discount that lasts a lifetime!

Normally it would cost you $24.99 to have weekly updates of hot girls taking you along on some pretty extravagant dates that culminate in a POV sex orgy. But with this ATK Girlfriends discount you get $5 off every month until you cancel.

At $19.95 per month it is a price that will fit nicely into your budget and the updates are spectacular. You will appreciate the fact that the girls are having fun with you, being real and not having to act out a horrible script. It is like dating a porn star, only you don’t have to worry about STDs!